"Do I need to join Carolyn's Clinic S@H Team?"
In this era of self-help, we have decided to offer our proven on-line self-diagnostic test which will allow you to determine if you are suffering from any of the following S@H related problems.
dull, brooding, needful of affection, suffering from lassitude or malaise, somatic, inhibiting your aggressiveness, amoral, imperturbable, having persecutory ideas, poignant, naive, alienated from yourself, having bizarre sensory experiences, or something worse.
As the first step of the process of analyzing oneself, it is necessary to take an examination. The results will determine whether you would benefit from the guidance that our team provides:
You have 5 minutes to complete the following exam:
1. When I was younger, I used to tease vegetables.
True False
2. Sometimes I am unable to prevent clean thoughts from entering my mind.
3. The sight of blood no longer excites me.
4. I think beavers work too hard.
5. It is important to wash your hands before washing your hands.
6. Recently I have been getting shorter.
7. When I walk quickly, I can feel my legs moving.
8. When I was a child, I was an imaginary playmate.
9. I believe I smell as good as most people.
10. As a child, I used to wet the ceiling.
11. I salivate at the sight of mittens.
12. Sometimes I feel that things are real.
13. I have many enemies who secretly love me.
14. I think I would like the work of a robot.
15. As a youngster, I was suspended from school for attending.
16. I am liked by most people unless they know me.
17. I think I would like the work of a hummingbird.
18. My tongue has been depressed.
19. It makes me angry to have people bury me.
20. People tell me one thing one day and out the other.
21. I am easily awakened by the firing of cannons.
22. I can wear my shirts as pants.
23. I feel as much like I did yesterday as I do today.
24. I always lick the fronts of postage stamps.
25. When I smile, people apologize.
26. It is hard for me to say the right thing when I find myself in a room full of mice.
27. I never liked room temperature.
28. I line my pockets with hot cheese.
29. can smell my nose hairs.
30. My dog is someone else's best friend.
31. My toes are numbered.
32. I like to put chameleons on plaid cloth.
33. I'd rather go to work than sit outside.
34. I often use the word "feh".
35. I never seem to finish whatever I