Don't Forget to Smash the State

<body STYLESRC="indexx.htm" background="images/glyphic.gif" bgcolor="#000000" link="#0000FF" vlink="#800080" alink="#FF0080">  <blockquote> <p align="center">  </p> <h1 align="center"><font color="#2F2FFF"><font size="5">CHAOS</font></font></h1> <h1 align="center"><font color="#FFFF00"><font size="5">ANARCHY</font></font></h1> <h1 align="center"><font color="#FF0000"><font size="5">FREE LUNCH</font></font></h1> <p align="center"><font color="#FF0000"><font size="5"></font></font> </h1> <h1 align="center"><img src="http://home.columbus.rr.com/homey/images/blame.gif" align="bottom" width="572" height="133"></h1> </blockquote> <p align="center"> </p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <h4><font color="#FFFFFF"><font size="7">G</font><font size="4">reetings friend, and welcome to the fortified compound of the Brunch Discordians</font>.</font></h4> <h4><font color="#FFFFFF">We believe in and worship the one, true Goddess: Eris Discordia, and we shall have no other goddess before Her.</font></h4> <h4><font color="#FFFFFF">After Her, we'll see what comes along. <br> <br> Revolted, we turn our backs on an unhappy world that is hopelessly caught up in the aneristic illusion, and the worship of </font><a href="http://www.etext.org/Quartz/subgenius/"><font color="#FFFFFF">Johnny-come-lately</font></a><font color="#FFFFFF"> false prophets on the make for a quick buck. Disgusted, we will have no more traffic with a world where scumbags outlive saints, profits outlive prophets and reactionaries outlive revolutionaries.</font></h4> <h4><font color="#FFFFFF">Our walls are reinforced with the ecstatic love of Eris, and verily is our server mighty, for it is Time Warner. We are simple (very simple) citizens who simply want to live the way we want to live like we do. It's simple:</font></h4> <p>  </p> <h2><font color="#FFFFFF">We hereby declare this website the </font><font color="#00FF00">Independent Nation of Discordiana</font><font color="#F3F843">, free from the burden and oppression of so-called "sovereign" nations. While we're at it, we actually exist in a parallel dimension and are free from all laws of physics, known and unknown. So beat it.</font></h2> <h4><font color="#FFFFFF">We've got enough hot dogs to last for months in here, and get this: we don't need no stinking buns. </font><font color="#FF0000"><font size="4">WARNING TO AGENTS OF THE ANERISTIC CONSPIRACY: DON'T EVEN DREAM OF STORMING THE COMPOUND. WE'VE GOT FIVE TONS OF FLAX IN HERE, AND WE AREN'T AFRAID TO USE IT.</font></font></h4> <h4><font color="#FF0000"><font size="4">The compound is secure and the supplies plentiful. Even now our sons and daughters are creating the master race (Yeah, we're a little inbred, but by Goddess we're pissed). When their mission is complete, we shall spring forth from our humble beginnings to spread the word of Eris across the globe.</font></font></h4> <h4><br> <font color="#E81706"><font size="4">Our struggle; nay, our <i>jihad</i> to bring the truth to the world will end only when the rightful heirs </font></font><font color="#FFFFFF"><font size="4">(that's us)</font></font><font color="#E81706"><font size="4"> reclaim the crown of </font></font><a href="http://www.discordia.org/~keeper/norton.html" target="self"><font color="#FFFF00"><font size="4">Emperor Norton</font></font></a><font color="#E81706"><font size="4">, or when jackbooted thugs break down our doors and fire </font></font><font color="#FF0000"><font size="4">white-hot tear-gas</font></font><font color="#E81706"><font size="4"> at our helpless, sleeping children.<br> Or you could just ask nicely. We're impetuous that way.</font></font></h4> <h4><font color="#FFFFFF"><font size="3">NOTICE:</font><font size="2"> We are a splinter group looking for a faction to split away from; preferably in a vulgar grab for petty power. If your orthodoxy is in need of heterodoxy, please contact us </font></font><a href="mailto:zenarchy@columbus.rr.com"><font color="#FFFFFF"><font size="2">here</font></font></a><font color="#FFFFFF"><font size="2">.</font></font></h4> <p>  </p> <h4 align="center"><font color="#0000FF"><font size="3">Your pineal gland looks clean to us-</font></font></h4> <h4 align="center"><font color="#0000FF"><font size="3">enter></font></font><a href="phun.htm"><font color="#0000FF"><font size="3"><img src="images/gateway2.jpg" align="middle" border="0" width="69" height="94"></font></font></a><font color="#0000FF"><font size="3"><here</font></font></h4> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <blockquote> <form action="_vti_bin/shtml.exe/index.htm" method="POST" webbot-action="--VERMEER-SELF--"> <input TYPE="hidden" NAME="VTI-GROUP" VALUE="0"> <p align="center"><img src="http://home.columbus.rr.com/homey/images/blubar.gif" align="bottom" width="640" height="11"> </p> <p align="center"><a href="http://the-revolution.org" target="_top"><img src="images/revgetit.gif" alt="The Official Home of the Revolution, baby" align="bottom" border="0" width="88" height="31"></a><br> </p> <p align="center"><font color="#0000FF">design by </font><a href="mailto:chaotic@public-enemy.com"><font color="#0000FF">No Such Press</font></a><font color="#0000FF">. all rights reversed.</font></p> </form> </blockquote> </body>